Timothy Lea’s CONFESSIONS OF A PERFORMER Either you’ve got it or you haven’t-some, like our virile adventurer Timothy Lea (Robin Askwith), manage to get it all the time. After his sexploits as a Window Cleaner and after excessive wear in his pistons as a Driving Instructor, our indefatigable hero gets “into” showbiz. With his brother-in-law (Anthony Booth) he signs up for a group called Kipper and progresses from gigs at the local pub, via a sequence of hairy one-nights-stands and encounters with an assortment of groupies and teeny-boppers(who are all more interested in musicians than music), to score the most titivating hit of all time with the Climax Sisters at the Palladium. The number one videogram for those who like “Confessions” and equally for those who want top know how to “get more”…out of music! Directed by Norman Cohen Writing credits Christopher Wood (screenplay) Christopher Wood (novel) Cast (in credits order) complete, awaiting verification Robin Askwith .... Timothy Lea Anthony Booth .... Sidney Noggett Bill Maynard .... Mr. Lea Doris Hare .... Mrs. Lea Sheila White .... Rosie Noggett Lin Harris .... Jason Noggett Bob Todd .... Mr. Barnwell Jill Gascoine .... Mrs. Barnwell Peter Jones .... Maxy Naus Carol Hawkins .... Jill Brown Peter Cleall .... Nutter Normington (Kipper) Richard Warwick .... Petal (Kipper) David Auker .... Zombie (Kipper) Maynard Williams .... Eric (Kipper) Mike King .... Blow (Kipper) Diane Langton .... Ruby Climax Linda Regan .... Brenda Climax Robert Dorning .... Augustus Margaret Heald .... Linda Ian Lavender .... Rodney Irene Gorst .... Penelope Andee Cromarty .... Fanny Rita Webb .... Fanny's mother Anita Kay .... Sonia Bill Pertwee .... Husband with javelin Maggie Wright .... Ruth Susan St. Clair .... Sharon David Hamilton .... TV Interviewer Helli Louise .... Eva Sally Harrison .... Patsie Lynda Westover .... Carole John F. Landry .... Editor (as John Francois Landry) Vicki Woolf .... Secretary Rula Lenska .... Receptionist Jackie Blackmore .... Woman on doorstep David Belcher .... Second man at party Robert Nicholson .... TV technician Jane Hayden .... Girl at crossing Bobby Sparrow .... Girl at cinema David Prowse .... Man at cinema Emma Booth .... Little girl at cinema Eric Francis .... News vendor Helen Ford .... Old lady with ear trumpet Also Known As: Timothy Lea's Confessions of a Pop Performer (UK) (complete title) Runtime: 91 min Country: UK Language: English Color: Color (Eastmancolor) Sound Mix: Mono Certification: Norway:16 / UK:18 (video rating) / UK:X (original rating) / Iceland:16